February 2012
97 posts
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
oh this apathy you feel, will make a fool of us all.
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
‘i might fuck your mother one day. la la la.’
i just heard the most amazing thing ever.
“the bible should be one sheet of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say.. ‘try not to be a cunt, and if you do that every day, you’ll be a good person.’”