February 2012
127 posts
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
australian guys: lol eshays cunt gabba gabba lol spray some trains most of us need to be shot
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
oh this apathy you feel, will make a fool of us all.
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
‘i might fuck your mother one day. la la la.’